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Wee Wii

by Seth Mela

Here's a story that would be amazing if it involved a PlayStation 4. But it's even BETTER because it has to do with a Nintendo Wii. And you'll understand why in a second.

On the day after Christmas last year, a 36-year-old woman in England named Emma White was playing a Nintendo Wii game with her daughter.

We don't know what the game was, but it was one where you have to dance. And while they were dancing around, Emma suddenly lost control of her BLADDER, which had never happened before. (In other words, she Wii'd her pants. HI-YO!)

So she got a little worried, and saw a doctor. And within a week, they figured out that she had CERVICAL CANCER.

It turned out there was a tumor the size of an egg on the wall of her cervix. And it was pushing against her bladder, which caused the leakage. But because she was playing the Wii game, it looks like she caught it early enough.

After six weeks of chemo and radiation, the tumor is GONE. Her doctors hope that next month they can give her the all clear, and she'll officially be cancer free.