The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up to read his essay. It began, "My daddy fell into a well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he okay?"
"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
Here is a similar joke which I like better ...
Dr. Smith says to his nurse: "Did you hear? Doctor Jones fell into a well last week."
Nurse: "Good Lord! Is he okay?"
Dr. Smith: "No. Doctor Jones died from the fall."
Nurse: "That's terrible!"
Dr. Smith: "It is. However, Dr. Jones should have attended to the sick and left the well alone!"
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