I predicted all along that Tiger Woods would choose the controlled envrionment of Augusta National for his return. But not even I realized Augusta had THIS kind of control. Assuming he makes the cut, it seems impossible that you wouldn't see Tiger live on CBS.

When you think about it though, this is the type of image-control that Tiger was famous for before scandal broke last Thanksgiving. My guess is that publicly you'll see the return of the the world's #1 control freak and the end of the wildly reckless philanderer you've heard about for months.