And I mean trashes. The lead might be my favorite line:

Like Abraham Lincoln's hair, the inauguration speech delivered Monday by President Barack Obama was an odd and unruly thing.

Here's the magic word they left out: vindictive. Everything the President has done since November 6th has been vindictive. Remember when he told supporters "voting is the best revenge?" That wasn't a gaffe. That's what comedian Frank Caliendo would call "Truth Tourettes." Ironically, Caliendo coined the phrase in a bit that made fun of President George W. Bush.

In fact, President Obama almost seems as surprised as conservatives that he won a second term. He seems as incredulous as those of us on the right that voters gave him another four years and he can't seem to drop out of campaign gear and into presidential gear. It's as though his victory means he can trash Republicans for another four years and people will pay attention because he is the President.

And that's about all it seems to mean to him.