SHE HAS HER PRIORITIES SERIOUSLY MIXED UP!
The stereotypical "crazy cat lady" doesn't get married. She lives alone in a hoarder house with anywhere from 17 to 74 cats, until she dies and the cats go feral and stay alive by eating her corpse.
--And maybe that's for the best . . . because THIS is what happens when a hardcore cat lady gets married.
--On Tuesday morning, 42-year-old Audrey Deen Miller of Spring, Texas was at home with her husband. And for whatever reason, he threatened to shoot one of her cats with a PELLET GUN and throw it over a fence.
--So Audrey grabbed her REAL gun, a .40-caliber semiautomatic handgun, and SHOT her husband in the stomach. The police say, quote, "The husband was trying to do something to the cat and the wife was just trying to protect her cat."
--The husband was rushed to the hospital in stable condition. He ended up leaving in his hospital gown and heading back home, but he couldn't get in because the police had Audrey and he didn't have keys.
--The police found several other cats at the house, plus some dogs and some marijuana. Audrey was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The cat was fine.
How far wold you go to protect your pet???