WHO AM I?

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WHO AM I?

As a man, I used to think I was a regular person, but I was
born white, which now,

whether I like it or not, makes me a racist &
responsible for slavery.

I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's
standards, makes me a fascist because I plan & support myself.

I went to High School, worked through college, got a degree
& have held a job.

I am not here because I earned it, but because I was
advantaged.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes
me a homophobe.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working
class & ally of big business.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a member of
the vast NRA gun lobby.

I am older than 65 & retired, making me a useless old
man who doesn't understand Facebook.

I think & I reason, so I doubt what main stream media
tells me, which must me me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American
culture, making me a xenophobe.

I value my safety & that of my family, & I
appreciate the police & the legal system, making

me a right-wing, cop loving extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation
according to each individual's merits,

which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort – not freedom
of outcome or subsidies

which must make me a borderline sociopath.

I believe in the defense of protection of America for &
by all citizens, now making me a militant.

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for, & the many
who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute

during our National Anthem, taking me back where I started –
I must be a racist.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm
just not sure who I am anymore!

I thank my friends for sticking with me through these
abrupt, newfound changes to my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so
quickly! Funny – it all took place

over the last 7 or 8 years!
If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use, & I gotta go….FREQUENTLY.