From a listener named Glen regarding the SOTU.
– President Trump needs to turn to Nancy tonight and ask if she has a pen
he can borrow.
From a listener named Tom regarding the Iowa Debacle.
– Pelosi blames Trump and Russia for Iowa Caucus disaster, “They messed with the app, Schiff has proof and a whistleblower”
From a listener named Richard – Umpire Humor.
Q: What do umpires and girls have in common?
A: They both make a lot of calls.
Q: What's the difference between a rain barrel and a bad
fielder?A: One catches drops; the other drops catches.
Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken?
A: For using fowl language.
Q: What's the difference between an umpire and a pickpocket?
A: One watches steals; the other steals watches.
Q: What do tough teachers and umpires have in common?
A: They penalize you for errors.
